@laurajennyjo: Apparently trapping people in an elevator overnight (even if you have marsh mellows) not a good way to make friends, people are so sensitive
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@BradBroaddus: I've found that nowadays most people don't like holding hands in public. Especially if you don't know them.
@bornmiserable: "This race is over," said Donald Trump, referring to the entire human race if he is elected president.
@iGreenMonk: How boring my life has become! The only time I hear myself say, "I'm coming" is when I'm trying to tell my dog I'm getting his food ready!
@PeachyPixel8: You have tattoos and curves? *unbuttons pants* You're also batshit crazy? *takes off pants* You listen to Paramore? *puts on clothes*