@drinksmcgee: Apparently, using a french fry and an onion ring to simulate how I wanted the rest of the evening to go wasn't the most romantic move ever.
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@trevso_electric: If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising.
@notseriouslyamy: Enough with the fist bumping. I never understand what is happening. This time I held my hands open because I thought he was giving me M&Ms
@weinerdog4life: Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this.
@Marlebean: Friend zone?! I've been sister zoned! And if one more dude pats me on the head, I'm telling mom!!