@drinksmcgee: Apparently, using a french fry and an onion ring to simulate how I wanted the rest of the evening to go wasn't the most romantic move ever.
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@tanialunreal: Thank goodness I'm loud and obnoxious all the time, so my family can't blame it on the alcohol.
@aksorojas: I want to be the first Disney princess who uses three layers of pizza to suffocate the main villain. Call me Pizzerella de Mozzarella.
@Dishy2101: Just stepped on the scale. Now I have to replace a broken window and add $467 to the curse word jar.