@Parentpains: Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic when they know who you are.
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@Tmoney68: Today, I saw a sign outside a dental office that said "We do our business in your mouth" and I haven't stopped laughing.
@slimmy_shady: Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them?
@PhilLaysheO: Just left a note on the ex's car saying "I STILL LOVE YOU" hope it doesn't go unnoticed. I keyed it in pretty deep.