@JasonLastname: Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be YOUR blood.
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@OutOnTheMoors: Friend showed me all the pics taken from the drone he got for Christmas, so I won't be renting the cottage on their farm after all.
@TheRolo: "Your lifeguard résumé is just a pic of David Hasselhoff" I feel it says all u need to know about me "He's drunk with a cheeseburger" Yes
@whosnutstoo: Your heart beats faster, your knees go weak, you start to sweat. Is this love? No you're probably hypoglycemic
@ComedicBust: As soon as I get to a party, I start saying goodbye; that way I'm out of there within 4 hours.