@JasonLastname: Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be YOUR blood.
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@iGreenMonk: This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's head.
@Underchilde: Dear Abby, I saw a questionable mole on this girl I like. How do I tell her without letting her know I hid a camera in her shower?
@samfromks: If you wear a man bun in a dimly lit restaurant and I call you ma'am... That's on you.