@MsBross: Apparently, you can only say "look at you! You got so big!" to children. Adults tend to get offended.
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@Darlainky: Maybe naming my new hippie themed bar Free Spirits was a bit misleading. Lesson learned.
@justinshanes: Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting.
@TheCatWhisprer: Trying this hot water diet where you drink a cup of hot water in the morning but so far all I've done is burn my tongue and eat 7 donuts.
@beefman138: Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going.