@Muath_tu: Apparently you can't get a sick leave just because you're sick of seeing everyone at the office.
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@ericsshadow: At 9 y/o I was obsessed with extraterrestrials & desperately wanted to be abducted. I've changed a lot since then, for instance, now I'm 42.
@UnicornSyrup: Whenever people say "anything is possible", I think about trying to staple pudding to a tree.
@KalvinMacleod: GENIE: u have 5 wishes ME: don't u mean 3 wishes? GENIE: usually but it seems like u have a lot of problems