@wendchymes: Apparently you can't just drop your ex off at the morgue just cause they are dead to you.
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@Midgetspar: When someone's all, "Words cannot begin to describe ..." I'm all YES THEY CAN YOU HAVE A LIMITED VOCABULARY.
@sweetandweak: I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing.
@HatfieldAnne: Dad used to remind us kids to check for copperheads hidden in the woodpile. Of less concern was giving an ax to a 10-year-old.