@wendchymes: Apparently you can't just drop your ex off at the morgue just cause they are dead to you.
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@TheQuietPsycho: That moment where you playfully punch a kid in the grocery store, and only afterwards realize it wasn't yours.
@dubstep4dads: ZOMBIE 1: why do we eat brains? ZOMBIE 2: because. It's food for thought! haha ZOMBIE 1: [sigh]
@titusbb: I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy.