@wendchymes: Apparently you can't just drop your ex off at the morgue just cause they are dead to you.
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@LaniBeno: Not sure if I washed the spider down the drain in my shower or if he took one look at me naked and then leapt willingly to his death.
@djdarrellripley: Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub? I put soap and water in there every day...
@Pro_Jones_: Me: *wakes up screaming* Wife: What's wrong? Me: Nightmare with the Microsoft Word Paperclip Helper again Wife: Need some help? Me: AHHH