@Reverend_Scott: Apparently you can't make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don't waste your time.
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@MommaUnfiltered: A girl at work has the same shirt on as me, but I have a coffee stain down the front of mine, so it’s not awkward.
@platinum2000: If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does...
@gerryhallcomedy: A girl named Ruth quit working at our office. I've been referring to the office as "ruthless" since then. People are pissed.