@Crunk_Jews: Apparently, you still fail a roadside sobriety test if you just lay down and take a nap.
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@laurajennyjo: I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit
@markydoodoo: I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
@bornmiserable: when I die, cross my arms in the casket so I'll look like I'm disappointed in everyone who comes to view my body at the funeral