@Crunk_Jews: Apparently, you still fail a roadside sobriety test if you just lay down and take a nap.
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@Mister_Veritas: ME: Hey buddy, your dog left a little 'present' on my lawn GUY: Huh? ME: *points to tiny, nicely wrapped gift* Thank him for me, willya?
@SmartassChef: Most of my one night stands happened because they knew they would get a fabulous breakfast the next morning.
@SufficientCharm: A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, "Do you know what tomorrow is?" and watch the panic set in.