@SoNotBrendan: Apple and Puma have developed smart track pants, they're called iPumaPants.
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@KentWGraham: If I were the person naming diseases, Chronic Lying Disorder would be called Liarrhea.
@Scimommy: Overheard 10 plan her b-day party with her BFF, including renting several hotel rooms for a mega sleepover. Somebody tell her, I can't.
@CastAwayKristen: NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it.