@kelkulus: Apple has solved laptop theft by making them obsolete by the time thieves get out the door.
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@iamspacegirl: Geppetto: I wish you were a real boy Pinocchio *begins to sing & dance around* Geppetto: yay! [3 hrs later] Geppetto: This was a mistake
@SoWeirditsCool: Stalker status update: Good news-I'm not in your house. The bad news-I am UNDER your house and the tunnel is complete.
@briangaar: DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?