@kelkulus: Apple has solved laptop theft by making them obsolete by the time thieves get out the door.
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@BaconHuffer: I cuss around my kids so they understand proper useage, timing and inflection. Vocabulary is power.
@TheLeslieMommy: Old lady across from me in ER waiting room just asked me, "So are you sick?" No, I'm just here for the free CNN.
@ibid78: [raises hand during kickboxing lesson] when do we get to kick boxes? [instructor] that's not what we- [me] I just hate boxes so damn much
@nicfit75: It's a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge.