@haveigotnews: Apple launches new phone with no headphone jack, making it ideal for enjoying the free U2 album.
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@KristinGnr: To the jogger clinging to the hood of my car: That's why you run WITH the flow of traffic
@BMcCarthy32: NFL catch rules are absurd. "Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete."
@soccerskiingmom: If any Americans still feel like emigrating to Canada, can you please bring up some Thanksgiving leftovers?