@Rollinintheseat: Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
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@PaperWash: It's not about retweets or followers, it's about alienating your children so they learn to be independent and responsible
@VerifiedDrunk: Getting marriage advice from a priest is like taking your lawn mower to Burger King to get repaired.
@samLM68: How to enjoy babies: 1 Hold them 2 Kiss them 3 Hand them back to their mom 4 Go have drinks with grown ups 5 Laugh about not having a baby