@TheFakeCNN: Apple Watches your money go into their pocket.
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@OhHiAlyPie: *bursts into bank EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND *everyone lies down EVERYONE CLOSE THEIR EYES *everyone closes their eyes EVERYONE NAP
@SergioValenCo: I don't tweet about my boss because I don't wanna be a suspect when he disappears.
@LizHackett: I once saw a real bear in the wild and said "Aww, look at him!" What I'm saying is, don't turn to me for practical thinking in an emergency.