@shutupmikeginn: applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist
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@Naggalie: I ordered a coffee and the barista asked what size. I told her size didn't matter. We laughed. Then she gave me an extra large coffee.
@mikeleffingwell: It's weird how after they couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together the King's men were like "Let's give the horses a shot at it"
@MyHairyLife: Subway calling their employees sandwich artists must really piss off people who actually paint sandwiches for a living.