@prtxt: Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there.
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@kumailn: Donald Sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem.
@SkinnerSteven: I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat
@Playing_Dad: Her: What do you do? Me: I drill for oil. G: That sounds interesting. M: No, it's really... H: Don't do it, I'll leave M:...just boring
@OuterJohn: Raise your arms and run through the police crime scene tape like you're finishing a marathon.