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@MissNaughty1801: *approaches man sitting at the bar
Me: would you like to dance
Him: yeah!
Me: that's great because I need to sit down

*approaches man sitting at the bar
Me: would you like to dance
Him: yeah!
Me: that’s great because I need to sit down

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