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@SteveSuckington: [approaches parent with child on a leash]

"Mind if I pet your dog?"

Hey that's my son!

"Oh my bad. Mind if I pet your son?"

[approaches parent with child on a leash]

“Mind if I pet your dog?”

Hey that’s my son!

“Oh my bad. Mind if I pet your son?”

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