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@sixfootcandy: [Approaches table]
Me: Can I buy you a drink?
Him: This is an AA meeting.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. Can I buy you some drugs?

[Approaches table]
Me: Can I buy you a drink?
Him: This is an AA meeting. 
Me: Oh, I’m sorry. Can I buy you some drugs?

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