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@JohnLyonTweets: *approaches woman in club*
Me: Would you like to dance?
Her: Sure.
Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired.

*approaches woman in club*
Me: Would you like to dance?
Her: Sure.
Me: While you’re dancing can I sit in your chair? I’m really tired.

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