@SlabBaconBP: Aquafina is Spanish for "tap water in a plastic bottle"
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@momopface: WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper "You're an adult" every few minutes.
@Manda_like_wine: In my dream I see us all standing together, throwing away differences and rallying for the abolition of mayo escape-holes in loaf bread.
@charliesgonenow: Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?
@shelbyfero: My safe word is "keep going." It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!