@AnniemuMary: Omg, do you mind? I'm busy. This dinner isn't going to peel back plastic, stir and add 3 minutes to itself.
@SouthernStylin1: 9 called to ask how much bleach it takes to get purple ink out of carpet and because she's so cute and at her dad's I went with all of it!
@jctwritesstuff: [First Date]
Me: So, Construction?
Him: Yeah
M: You nail stuff? With your big hammer?
H:
M: Like to screw?
H:
M: Hey! Where are you going?
@FunkyFresh_79: [Star Wars Episode VII scene]
Princess Leia: I love you Han.
Han Solo: *favs but doesn't reply*
@Discourt: As an adult, I'm most afraid when my children's toys randomly make noise and nobody is in their rooms....
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