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@Book_Krazy: *Aquarium

GUIDE: Octopuses are sensitive to camera flash so please turn off...ma'am don't flash the octopus

ME: [pulls shirt back down] ok

*Aquarium

GUIDE: Octopuses are sensitive to camera flash so please turn off…ma’am don’t flash the octopus

ME: [pulls shirt back down] ok

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