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@ProdigyNelson: [aquarium]
Me: "That's a lot of octopussies to occupy a tank."
Guide: "it's octopi."
Me: "Oh..that's a lot of octopussies to octopi a tank."

[aquarium]
Me: “That’s a lot of octopussies to occupy a tank.”
Guide: “it’s octopi.”
Me: “Oh..that’s a lot of octopussies to octopi a tank.”

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