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@hippieswordfish: [arcade]
KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine
DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn
LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE

[arcade]
KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine
DAD: hey buddy, why don’t you give the kid a turn
LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE’RE IN LOVE

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