@osno13: Are all females on twitter moms? Is my mom here? Mom? You there doin drunk tweets?
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@Michael1979: VERY ANNOYED. My enemy keeps playing Hulk Hogan's theme song b4 I enter rooms. People then expect Hulk Hogan & are disappointed when it's me
@stephenjmolloy: Devil worshipper leader: "Due to a typo we have summoned the wrong demon." Stan: "Hey there."
@SamGirlSunday: I don't know about you, but I could really go for a punch in your face right now.