@osno13: Are all females on twitter moms? Is my mom here? Mom? You there doin drunk tweets?
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@BigFatNothing: A local business in my town has an open carry discount. As in, you show them a gun to save money. Doesn't that discount apply everywhere?
@parhwy: My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
@Jayson_Two_time: An app.. An app that reminds you, no matter how ugly you are.. someone far far away wants to bang you. -Twitters new slogan
@tastefactory: You should always choose B) on multiple choice tests because it looks like a cool sunglasses face. That guy knows what he's talking about.