@osno13: Are all females on twitter moms? Is my mom here? Mom? You there doin drunk tweets?
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@Pirate_nurse: I just shaved my legs for the first time in 2 weeks so if you will come clean out my tub I won't judge u for making a beautiful rug
@NintenDom: Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: "Yeah, well your dog isn't a rescue, your snacks are processed and everyone knows you're vaccinated" - how a kid talks shit in 2015