@BruppFWTX: Are "authorities" ever not " baffled?"
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@ClichedOut: Society: Let's give mothers their very own day. Me: What about sharks? Society: We'll give them a whole week.
@jonnysun: *dinosaur at zoo roars at me* "ROAR" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this "GROWL" hmm "SHOUT" hmmm "YELL" hmmmmm "HOLLER" oh its a thesaurus