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@BruppFWTX: Are "authorities" ever not " baffled?"
@9GAG: If you succeed at failing, do you fail or succeed?
@N0pantz: I'm convinced some of you are here because someone didn't properly lock your cage.
@AndyAsAdjective: Does the employee manual say I CAN'T set up my camping tent inside my cubicle? No? Then please step outside & zip the door up behind you.
@Velocycrator: Whenever I'm alone, I like to dig a hole in my backyard, remove all my clothes, go inside that hole and pretend that I'm a carrot.
@jordan_stratton: RRH: Grandma, what big eyes you have. And what big ears you have. And what big TEETH you have!
Grandma: You're my least favorite grandchild