@Sickayduh: Are news anchors secretly insulting you? Moron this story at 11.
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@MrsGoose69: Before a long trip I drink allot of alcohol the night before. Dehydration will work for me for once.
@GringoBrulee: My first kid will be named Gotham. That way when I have to get up in the middle of the night when they're crying I can say "Gotham needs me"