@Sickayduh: Are news anchors secretly insulting you? Moron this story at 11.
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@Lunatic_times: when the lady in the elevator burst into tears I did the only thing a man could do in the situation. I fell to the floor and played dead.
@Reverend_Scott: "Will u make me breakfast tomorrow?" No, you'd be disappointed. "Wait-" Because- "Don't say it-" Omelette u down. "Please leave."
@TheMichaelRock: If you draw a picture of a butthole on the questionnaire, there's a 95% chance you'll get out of jury duty. Would be 100%. But, Texas.