@hoops_Daddy: If it looks like a duck,
Sounds like a cat,
And walks like robot,
You took too many pain killers.
@JayFinW: There's a Gulf between peoples' appreciation of cartoons. Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do.
@SaraMansford: Dear parents buying holiday gifts for teachers:
They don't want candles or a Starbucks GC. They put up with your kids. They want wine.
@MandiAtRandom: Might be time to get in shape. Halfway up these stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.
@WheelTod: Dating tip for ladies: some guys will be scared off if you don't wait until the third date before asking him to murder your husband.
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