@Adam14: Are people with googly eyes better at searching for stuff?
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@myles_morrison: Any girl who says she's not the jealous type will change her tune when another girl phones you drunk at 3am.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Boss: We're all human. We all make mistakes. Me: [holds up a sign from the back of the conference room that says #NotAllHumans]
@KalvinMacleod: GUY 1: a bee flew in my eye GUY 2: I just ate a bird GUY IN BACK: I can't hear u TOGETHER: there must be a better way NARRATOR: windshields