@Adam14: Are people with googly eyes better at searching for stuff?
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@zachreinert03: Ate at w pho restaurant and based on my waitress' facial reaction I'm not sure if I asked for a fork or killed her entire family
@superdadatron: Hope you don't mind if I make transformer sound effects when we switch positions.
@Fred_Delicious: Cool prank: lead 50 pugs to the top of a waterslide & send them down 1 by 1 as the parents waiting at the bottom get increasingly confused
@thatdutchperson: [Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] "I've counted these fries."