@nthonyswan: Are rhetorical questions really necessary?
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@hipchkk: I encourage my kids to explore art. I insist they know Picasso's Blue Period had nothing to do with the menstrual cycle of a Smurf.
@Dana_Bruno: My dog's pissed cos I buy him Senior food. He won't admit he's older now. So I scratch out the "i" on each can & tell him it's Mexican food.
@on_the_fritz_17: If you're going to suffocate someone with a pillow, have the goddamn decency to use the cool side.