@meghaffer: Are sharks attracted to or repelled by pickles? I need to pack my beach cooler just right.
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@geowizzacist: My 3yo: Help I dropped a coin in the toilet come and get it out. Me (looks): I can't see anything in there. 3: That's because I flushed.
@Darlainky: I've never been introduced before entering a room unless you count "Shh, here she comes!"