@PimpBillClinton: Are Smurfs just a bunch of midget Avatars? #yeahimhigh
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@ProfaneDane: An arranged marriage is just another way of saying that your parents helped you get laid.
@AdamOfEarth: Optimus Prime: "I transform from a robot into a truck. You?" Amazon Prime: "I transform money into regrettable internet purchases at 2 AM."
@ojedge: Che: "Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?" Me: [picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle] "Independence."