@misfarber: Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?
@lovemydogduck: How come when our phones fall, we panic, but when our friends fall, we laugh.
@GabbbarSingh: Happy Teacher's day, Wikipedia.
@sirmunchie: My ex wife claims I have "commitment issues" like I didn't just wait in line for 30 minutes to get a hot dog at Costco.
@Ameiam: Jogging has never helped my memory.
@BillEvenson: Cannibal Subway: