@yoyoha: Are there any police officers willing to come to my house in uniform and tell my kids that not listening to me is against the law
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@TheAlexNevil: My wife's celebrity "free pass" is Paul Rudd, and mine is my wife because yah right like I'm gonna walk into *that* propeller blade.
@zachheltzel: Never tell a psycho that they're psycho, because then they feel like they're obligated to prove it.
@drankturpentine: ILLUMINATI: *drinks chicken noodle soup and gets a good night's rest* WELLUMINATI: I'm feeling much better