@yoyoha: Are there any police officers willing to come to my house in uniform and tell my kids that not listening to me is against the law
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@trevso_electric: Jennifer Aniston is always cast in the same role because she's a victim of Rachel profiling.
@Zoozich: I just really hate it when people start assuming things.nnnJust like my boss he assumes that I'm working just because I came to work today.
@KevinFarzad: Your British accent is so attractive! If we had kids would they have British accents? We should do a scientific test & find out. For science
@FlipPrincesss: Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies? I want that job. I could really screw with some people.