@superdadatron: Are there any rules for lending your kids out as migrant workers?
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@ImaFlyontheWall: pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window..
@buriedwithkids: My mom wants to see 50 Shades of Gray with me... I screamed, "OH HELL NO" and suggested we see Cinderella instead.
@jwoodham: There's a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016.