@FattMernandez: Are there Jewish exorcisms? Where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?
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@david8hughes: God: Noah, I need an ark. Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter? God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?
@joeljeffrey: When I make my first million, Im switching from 2 ply toilet paper to white bread.
@crunchenhanced: For valentine’s day, I’m taking my wife to see “50 Shades”. How long is the movie? I need to know what time to pick her up.