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@thisislizz: Are we done? Can we go?
@FredPollack: Flirting is a way of life, the moment you stop is when you're dead ... then your spouse cleans the gun and places it in your hand.
@kcmoore51: Oh you're in the shower? Here's the seven worst songs from your playlist.
- shuffle mode
@living_marble: "Arise! Arise! Foul creatures, I command that you arise! ARISE!"
"Dad, just once, couldn't you let mom or the alarm clock wake us?"
@Dr_awfulpants: Who decided to call it an English to French dictionary and not a Two - Deux list?
@lovemydogduck: My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.