@unravelingfire: Are we sure this new planet isn't just Pluto wearing a wig?
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@crouton_futon: "Oh shit I murdered someone" "You should turn yourself into the police" "Great idea!" *puts on badge and hat* "Looks like a suicide to me"
@DBMaxP: Having a dog around pretty much denies any opportunity to take advantage of the 5 second rule on a dropped chip
@Jake_Vig: What I say: "Agree to disagree" What I really mean: "You are dumb and I will allow you to stay that way"
@murrman5: "so, have you ever done a job interview over the phone before?" [over vigorous peeing] no, this will be a first