@crunchenhanced: Are you a can of biscuits? Because I'd like to bang you on the counter.
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@ch000ch: call 2 psychiatrists and tell them ur gonna put them on the phone with a guy who thinks he's a psychiatrist. now put them in the same call.
@BonaFideIntent: Have you ever met a person, & knew straight away that they were 'the one'? Yah. I had to take a restraining order out too.
@daemonic3: I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my "Whites Only!" restaurant idea will be a hit!
@Talkative_Julie: It's not like I can let everyone on facebook know that I am actually a sexually deprived, unshaven, drunken mess. So I tell everyone here.