@crunchenhanced: Are you a can of biscuits? Because I'd like to bang you on the counter.
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@sucittaM: Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it.
@JasonLastname: Sees friend from highschool. Gives friend a big hug. Refuses to let go of friend. Becomes siamese friends.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Mom asked about a stock she's owned for 20yrs called Amazon & I've mostly been telling her I love her & reminding her my brother never calls