@crunchenhanced: Are you a can of biscuits? Because I'd like to bang you on the counter.
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@WheelTod: [I open my lunchbox to find pair of wife's underwear] But that means... [Cut to my wife opening her lunchbox to find a pair of my underwear]
@sad_tree: [getting my picture taking with the sports team mascot] "I know you're not really an armadillo"
@TylerLinkin: A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens.