@pickupIines: are you a cat because i'm feline a connection between us
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@slimmy_shady: Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?
@BoydPetrich: Shouldn't Captain Crunch be Colonel Crunch by now? Apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.
@jergarl: I'd like to think I have a decent eye for fashion and my wife is like "OMG REMEMBER WHEN THAT HOBO PUT MONEY IN YOUR COFFEE LOL?"