@bazecraze: Are you a cat person or a person person?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@HeMightBeJason: Grabbed Pizza Roll. Thought "my god that is so hot it's burning my fingers" and immediately popped it in my mouth. I'm a goddamn genius.
@laurenmacdonald: Americans should be asking Santa for better presidential candidates and nothing else.
@PaperWash: It's not about retweets or followers, it's about alienating your children so they learn to be independent and responsible