@bazecraze: Are you a cat person or a person person?
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@ImaFlyontheWall: Fact: If you get pulled over, as the cop is walking up to you, place an aluminum foil hat on your head and you disappear from his vision.
@mommy_cusses: Person: Hi, my name is *my brain plays 3 seconds of air horn* Me: I'm sorry, what was that? Person: I'm *air horn* Me: Again? Person:
@ClichedOut: I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred.