@KateWouldHaveIt: "Are you fine being hugged while you pee?" is a question someone should've asked me before I had kids.
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@DVSblast: its been 20 yrs since Celine Dion released "I'm In Love With A Boat", from the movie "Big Stupid Boat"
@LuckoftheDraw86: Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. HI I'M A NERVOUS POOPER. ... Nailed it!
@envydatropic: I didn't believe in miracles until I folded the laundry this morning and all the socks had a match.