@lovemyboots111: Are you guys sure common sense can't be beaten into people ? Because I'd like to give it try!
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@psybermonkey: "Please be aware that we are experiencing higher than average call volume" *connects* Agent: Hello Me (whispering): hello
@seamussaid: I wake my daughter up by tossing pebbles at her window so the first time a suitor tries she'll have the same response we do to alarm clocks
@SamTR7: *Superman put glasses on Mt. Rushmore faces* Lois Lane: "What the heck?? Who are those people up there?"