@pickupIines: are you my appendix because i don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
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@NicestHippo: What should we call it when a man is beautiful? "Footseveral?" No but I feel like you're on the right track
@Chumpstring: BARTENDER: taste this beer ME: [tastes it] omg i literally can't even BARTENDER: it has pumpkin spice in it ME: hmm... yeah that explains it
@RowanElHossary: I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean.