@iQuoteComedy: "Are you ok?" "No, I'm bleeding because its fun."
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@KenJennings: Thanksgiving regret: no one at dinner wanted to talk about why the family members on TV's "Dinosaurs" were all different species of dinosaur
@ZombieProblms: You can't ban me from your neighborhood just because I "look scary" and "want to kill you." That's discrimination.
@AsgardianRose: The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man.