@kingstonstreet: The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword

@killermarecat:

@dril: oerdering 40 plates of baby back ribs on a stolen credit card so that i can get enough wet naps to clean my entire body #JustGuyShit #normal

@beefman138: "I'm not even going to dignify that with a response", she responded.

@ilikeyouguys: Go to tattoo shop to get both legs fully covered. Before he touches me w that needle, I run off yelling 'thanks for the free shave loser!'