@novicefather: *writes employment history on arm
*writes professional references on thigh
*writes email address on neck
*adds "resume" to resume
@TheDizzyBeauty: When I'm texting, I start typing faster when i see you're typing too. Oh, IT'S ON!! #amazingrace
@SaraMansford: Maybe artists wouldn't be so starving all the time if they'd just eat all that fruit they're always painting.
@Xoolun: I exercise religiously.
Which means I go running dressed as the Pope.
@Phook75: If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.
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