Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@cbdoubleu: "Are you seeing anyone?"

Me: lately I've been seeing this squiggly floaty thing on my peripheral vision.

Floaty thing: We're just friends.

“Are you seeing anyone?”

Me: lately I’ve been seeing this squiggly floaty thing on my peripheral vision.

Floaty thing: We’re just friends.

COMMENTS