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@cbdoubleu: "Are you seeing anyone?"

Me: lately I've been seeing this squiggly floaty thing on my peripheral vision.

Floaty thing: We're just friends.

“Are you seeing anyone?”

Me: lately I’ve been seeing this squiggly floaty thing on my peripheral vision.

Floaty thing: We’re just friends.

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