@bouncerface: Are you serious? It's hard to tell because of all the botox.
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@daemonic3: friend: hey are you up for a blind date tomorrow night? me: sure friend: does 8 sound good? me: nah that's out of my league, better find me a 4
@scottthetwat: The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time.
@MartaEffing: I shouldn't. Ambien: YES. You should. But I'm naked. A: EXACTLY. Ok, fine. *stands up* I HAVE A REASON THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE WED!