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@Ali_Kourani: “Are you sexually active?”
[Flashback to that one time I sat in a chair a girl was just sitting in and it still felt warm.]
“Yes.”

“Are you sexually active?”
[Flashback to that one time I sat in a chair a girl was just sitting in and it still felt warm.]
“Yes.”

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