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@TheAdly: - Are you sure?
-defenet... difini... difine... YES IM SURE!
@MichaelTrying: * 50 pushups *
* 100 situps *
* Runs 3 miles *
My exercise program is really going great since I switched to all asterisk actions.
@sucittaM: You say "tomato", I say "flamingo". I also put goldfish in my armpits. My opinion should be ignored.
@lawking30: I photobombed my pal's passport photo & now they won't let him through customs unless I'm behind him waving my hands in the air like a putz.
@MsFoxIfUrNasty: There are so many songs that tell us how to breathe. It's like musicians and songwriters have never heard of the autonomic nervous system.
@sacca: Anyone who says "Let's all put our phones down and talk with each other," is just running out of battery and needs a charge.